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The War on Hoochies is the common term for the Physical, Emotional, and Romantic tactics of Jordan Lebowitz used to combat against what he believed was a lack of success with the female gender. It is specifically used in reference to efforts by Lebowitz to secure the opposite sex’s interest in him since the November 11, 2005 emotional terrorist attack against Lebowitz by his love interest Lindsay Goldfaden and roommate Stephen K. Sear when they hooked up.

The stated objectives of the war for Jordan is to hook up with as many viable girls as possible and to eventually secure a stable, fun-loving girlfriend that he can be with.

Both the term and the policies of the War on Hoochies have been a source of ongoing controversy, as critics argue it has been used to justify taking advantage of drunk girls while sober, a disrespect for the dignity of women by using them for pleasure, and hookups with extremely young girls. Critics have branded Lebowitz’s tactics “rape”, “abuse”, and “criminal” and demand that he end his war. The ACLU has called on Lebowitz to withdraw from hooking up with girls who have higher than a 0.0 Blood Alcohol Level, girls under the age of 20, and girls he has met less than three times.