PXLS Token
PXLS Token is a nonsensical currency coined by Juralumin some time around Canvas 61. Originally a jab at cryptobros, it evolved into some kind of reward for completing the most mundane tasks of all time.
In case it wasn't obvious enough already, this page is a joke and there is no such thing as PXLS Token. Feel free to forget about the previous sentence if you want to become completely immersed in the wonderful world of PXLS' very own currency.
How to obtain PXLS Token
There are many ways to collect PXLS Token, such as:
- Doing literally anything for another user, excluding Can.
- Being gay - gay people get 10 PXLS Token per day.
- Working on certain templates
- pinging the user "ceadog"
- Crying for 72 hours a day
PXLS Token can be converted to PXLS Dollar at an exchange rate of 1 to 1, and PXLS Dollar can be converted to PXLS Coin at an exchange rate of 1 to 10,000. PXLS Dollar and PXLS Coin are completely worthless and will make you look stupid. For the low price of 999,999,999 PXLS Token, you can buy the PXLS Brain Implant, allowing you to place pixels using mental thought alone. For an extra 2 PXLS Token, you can get the chat DLC, allowing you to chat using the implant. This may or may not count as botting.
How to lose PXLS Token
PXLS Tokens can be revoked in many situations, such as:
- Not having any PXLS Token
- Helping banned users, specifically Can
- Having any amount of Can Points (You are banned from the PXLS Token program if you own any amount of Can Point that isn't 0)
- Not helping other users
- Not being Michael - every burnt PXLS Token goes straight to Michael
PXLS Token Leaderboard
Feel free to add your PXLS Token count to the table below.
| User | Amount |
|---|---|
| Michael | 939,293,192,439,256,392,122,111,945,694,293,496,291,344,555.0482374987182678234 |
| Kris | Undisclosed Amount |
| reissecup | 31,864 |
| juralumin | 23,877 |
| ARdude | 18,874 |
| LenEnjoyer
(ex-can point owner) |
146 |
| Can
(banned) |
infinite, but due to being Can it is completely worthless. |